Post by pearldiver on Jul 22, 2005 19:11:03 GMT -8
Hey, I have been looking at my old Illinois Council of Skin and Scuba Divers Newsletters. Here's a ditty for ya. Turtle Guy might like this, it's from Hawaii.
Ten Little Divers
(From Aqualine, Hawaii)
Ten divers and a danger sign,
One failed to heed it....now there are nine.
Nine divers wanting to be late,
One tried to beat decompression...now there are eight.
Eight divers on a dive at two-eleven
One by-passed a chart- now there are seven.
Seven divers long on diving tricks,
One practiced skip-breathing...now there are six.
Six divers, that's all that now survive,
One chanced a shark...now there are five.
Five divers off with a mighty roar,
One hadn't checked the air...now there are four.
Four divers found it hard to see,
One didn't think....now there are three.
Three divers, the Boyle's Law they knew,
One said it wasn't for him...now there are are two.
Two divers on their daily run,
One tried it while drinking....now there is one.
The last diver is strictly "on the ball"
He remembered his thumb rules and has survived them all.
Cute, eh??
Ten Little Divers
(From Aqualine, Hawaii)
Ten divers and a danger sign,
One failed to heed it....now there are nine.
Nine divers wanting to be late,
One tried to beat decompression...now there are eight.
Eight divers on a dive at two-eleven
One by-passed a chart- now there are seven.
Seven divers long on diving tricks,
One practiced skip-breathing...now there are six.
Six divers, that's all that now survive,
One chanced a shark...now there are five.
Five divers off with a mighty roar,
One hadn't checked the air...now there are four.
Four divers found it hard to see,
One didn't think....now there are three.
Three divers, the Boyle's Law they knew,
One said it wasn't for him...now there are are two.
Two divers on their daily run,
One tried it while drinking....now there is one.
The last diver is strictly "on the ball"
He remembered his thumb rules and has survived them all.
Cute, eh??
