Jaws-3D

[nikeajax]

Last night my wife and I watched Jaws-III: to say it was bad is a gross understatement. I wouldn't recommend watching this one along though, as you may just fall asleep which might be good if you have insomnia

Gosh, if you thought Bruce the shark was stiff in the first film, the sharks in this one move as gracefully as Kenworths, you can almost hear the "beep-beep-beep..." as the sharks back-up, unlike real sharks that flip and turn to change direction.



OK, I know you're asking yourself, if it's that bad, well why even mention this turkey, gee-whiz, it must have been sponsored by Dacor, lots and lots of Pacers and other gear--that's why! I do love me some bad movies

JB

EDIT:

[Jim Perdway]

I don’t recall much from that movie, but I do remember this scene. I recently had a Jaws and Jaws 2 session- now I’m thinking about checking out 3 again with this Dacor talk…

[tomcatpc]

I saw this in the cinema as a 12 or 13 year old and loved it! Quickly forgot about it.
Mark

[nikeajax]

There was one scene where I swear they were talking about the "tubertaber", but my wife assures me that it was "tube integrity", but at that point everything became about Tubertabers: "Well damn son, we better get a tubertaber, cuz that there shark's got a second stage stickin' out wedged between his molars..."

JB